What Devil was doing, when God was creating Mothers??

It is said that God can’t be everywhere so he created Mothers (try saying that to a religious enthusiast, and safely spend next 15 minutes listening to his narratives and inane logics about presence of God EVERYWHERE) but as per everything of nature like life-death, white-black, land-water, I think If God exist, so does Devil.

It is said that God created Mothers to take our care, because he felt that he can’t be everywhere to take care of his followers. What do you think that the Devil- ever aggressive, proactive and creative one, must be doing when God was busy creating Mothers?

Yes sir/madam you guessed it right!- Girlfriend or Wife!

Devil (due to his access to the Gods place) knew that God was engaged in creating something Motherly, he also engaged himself in creating something opposite of Mother- which can take away all the good things which one may get from Mother.

Hence Devil created Girlfriends/Wife (being smart enough to make them deceptively attractive) as his agent as he too realized that he can’t be everywhere to create chaos. He gave his agents extensive ability and very good skills of his own so that his agent can be the perpetual source of agony for all the positive gains coming from Gods side!! 

:) 

O Devil! Plz protect me from your ardent followers! :P